why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
Omg


thatsupergleekywholockianhead:
thetimelordthatwalkedintomordor:
i almost died when i saw this
i died too. then i wrote this.
Get inside the TARDIS
See the stars beyond
Visit alien planets
Never hold a gun
Trust the Sonic in the Doctor’s hand
‘Cause when you land, there’s danger too
And an awful lot of running to do
You have to count the shadows
In the library
If you have more than one, though
There’s no way to flee
Life was so mundane before he came
Won’t be the same when you are through
There’s still awful lots of running to do
Regeneration stops my death
But it puts a new face on me
I can only hope they’ll trust me when I change
All the leaking energy in my breath
Leads the pilot-fish right to me
Fighting Sycorax in a bathrobe’s not so strange
DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
and all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood
Time keeps getting weirder
As the TARDIS flies
Cracks in space and time there
Make you never alive
But when Rory dies, he is revived
As a Roman through and through
He’s got awful lots of running to do
DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood
DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an OodYOU MADE IT EVEN BETTER!!!1!
And I may have just sang it all the way through to myself… key change and all…can someone make an audio post of this… please
Sing it with this XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OkP0XYvGBfs
Oh man, I love all these fandom song parodies so much! <3
Or this!

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
I needed to cheer myself up. This made me giggle, hopefully I’m not the only one.
Awww so cute!
I’m happy now :) yay
Always wary of these - but this one…
Naww! This is so cute! I giggled! *bop*
Boop!
i totally giggled XD

Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello y Leonardo
if you don’t get this, i don’t want to talk to you