May 2013
theinsufferablefan:
broadway-aradia:
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
logical-deduction:
lokis-army-at-221b:
DAMMIT
I’M A
i read it as “Dammit Moriarty I’m a TimeLord” but now i get it
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
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evil-sherlock-holmes:
textsfromxavieracademy:
girlwithgoldeyes:
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
PLOT TWIST:
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
HALP
this is my most reblogged text post
why
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and...
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jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
this-is-clarity:
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
iwishiwasfictional:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout...
horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
butimtonystark:
agentpheelcoulson:
just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who’ve had sex with your favourite celebrity and you’re not one of them
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
