kkingkk:

for Novaster.

oh.


donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:57 via fuckyeahdisdickbitch © ignorntatheist with 106,302 notes -- reblog

hazeleyesoftwilight:

kya-lok:

So I made a thing

OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GODDDDDD OH MY GOD LOLOLOLOL


posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:53 via lastofthebuttlords © kya-lok with 39,974 notes -- reblog

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:51 via violetoutburst © vexingholmes with 539,669 notes -- reblog
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a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:45 via star-vault-ofthe-heavens © halcy with 89,857 notes -- reblog

cookiecutter60:

I drew Solid Snake. I have to say this is my favorite piece of artwork. It was difficult, but I think it came out good.

someone save me im drawing so many stupid doodles



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:37 via shwit © cookiecutter60 with 74 notes -- reblog

whiteandblackstripes:

Who you callin pinhead


donechesters:

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:29 via great-deku © donechesters with 96,259 notes -- reblog

sxizzor:

hypocean:

deedeedeebee:

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

you forgot
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

that falls under hilarious



posted on August 27th 2014 at 11:28 via star-vault-ofthe-heavens © deedeedeebee with 85,699 notes -- reblog