khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again


posted on September 15th 2014 at 8:41 via draikinator © versaceslut with 356,645 notes -- reblog

cosbyykidd:

taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

lmao forreal tho


posted on September 15th 2014 at 8:37 via lastofthebuttlords © vinegod with 94,003 notes -- reblog

kirafrog:

[cries over video game music]



posted on September 15th 2014 at 8:37 via shwit © kirafrog with 6,323 notes -- reblog

ocekaz:

literally the only way to understand metal gear is to just throw yourself into it and don’t ask questions. why is that man a beehive? no one knows! how are two clones of the same person somehow not identical? don’t ask! why is this strange, sad man called big boss? we don’t talk about that



posted on September 15th 2014 at 8:36 via twistedmidnightdreams © ocekaz with 525 notes -- reblog

mllemusketeer:

autobothurricane:

So in the flashbacks to Cybertron before the war, they show Soundwave. He is depicted as bulkier. Those were his cassettes.

Those were his cassettes.

THOSE WERE HIS CASSETTES.

He lost them in the war, and so is thinner.

Or in the arena. As entertainment for the masses. 

CAN YOU FUCKIN NOT OK


Title: how to make babies
Played: 8476 times

jingledink:

take notes kids (x)



posted on September 15th 2014 at 8:13 via fyeahgamegrumps © jingledink with 837 notes -- reblog

honeynutgiornos:

honeynutgiornos:

*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me

failed step one



posted on September 15th 2014 at 7:27 via shwit © rohangoestohell with 54,937 notes -- reblog
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ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.


posted on September 15th 2014 at 6:48 via cloudcarrousel © ofgeography with 123,294 notes -- reblog

hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood


posted on September 15th 2014 at 6:40 via reyairia © homohustle with 24,414 notes -- reblog

liquid-vivi:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that



posted on September 15th 2014 at 6:39 via shwit © heckacute with 274,422 notes -- reblog