I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again
What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
"Nigga, what’s class?"
lmao forreal tho
[cries over video game music]
literally the only way to understand metal gear is to just throw yourself into it and don’t ask questions. why is that man a beehive? no one knows! how are two clones of the same person somehow not identical? don’t ask! why is this strange, sad man called big boss? we don’t talk about that
So in the flashbacks to Cybertron before the war, they show Soundwave. He is depicted as bulkier. Those were his cassettes.
Those were his cassettes.
THOSE WERE HIS CASSETTES.
He lost them in the war, and so is thinner.
Or in the arena. As entertainment for the masses.
CAN YOU FUCKIN NOT OK
take notes kids (x)
*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me
failed step one
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else
It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease. Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them
People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable. They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.
what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal
That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.
People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem
requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here
those ass bandits will do anything to get wood
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that